_About last night…

Dear ledge,
I’m just going to come out and say it.
While I appreciate the effort you put into our appointment last night, I’m happily married. Its never going to be anything more than platonic.

I was wearing grey, you were lightly waxed and wouldn’t put up with any royales. I lied when I said you were an eight, honestly I’d say you were more of a five or a six; mostly I lied to save your blushes. One good alleyoop topsoul does not a sessionable ledge make.

Maybe you should give Jay Smith a call, the two of you seemed to be getting on well… The least I can do is give you his number.

Edit up soon